Sunday, July 5, 2009

an example of how to epic fail

Recently, I went on the talk page of wikipedia because I'm a nerd who would rather study abnormal psychology than converse with girls or something else completely and totally pointless when I discovered some factoring IDIOTS trying to argue a zetta retarded point. And that point was that schizoid personality disorder should not be called a personality disorder. This is because the experts COMPLETELY overlooked the fact that noone with schizoid personality (disorder) has ever sought treatment for their condition. Ever. But, despite already having enough reason to think that these peoples were inverse idiots, I kept reading to see what completely unintelligable points they would make....

Firstly, they said that calling schizoid personality a disorder was a way of keeping the noncomformists down. This confused me because I thought that all personality disorders involved noncomformism, and, if you don't mind stretching things occasionally, so is pretty much everything else you study in abnormal psychology. And if we were to give the prize of nonconformity to a single psychological condition, it would probably be some form of autism. If we were to narrow it down to personality disorders, I'd say the king would be antisocial personality disorder. Right there in the symptoms: inability to conform to social norms. And they use that term very loosely; not killing people is often considered a social norm in the context of ASPD. Yet do they say that calling ASPD a disorder is wrong? Is that beating down the social minorities? No, it's beating down the sociopaths who do whatever the factor they want, of course! Hey, they had a bad life, what with their alcoholic fathers in all, unlike SPD patients, for whom studies have given us no reason to think they had a bad life, but, y'know, they're too nonconformist for me.

But they elaborated on this point a little; having no interest in social relationships gives you your own, unbiased perspective on things not weighed down on the agendas of those of us too unfortunate to have a personality disorder. Now look, that is so zetta idiotic I just can't tolerate it. Personality disorders often begin in adolescence and, a vast majority of the time, do not fully manifest until adulthood. By that time, their parents and their teachers have already force-fed the schizoids their beliefs. Under your logic, they are just as conformist as the rest of us, except they've stopped conforming to new things and when yo-yos become cool again, they won't care. So badass. I wish I had the courage to not do that. Oh wait, you don't even need a personality disorder to do that. I've seen it happen all the time, you factoring retards. Retards! Reatardsretardsretards. You suck at life.

Now let's look at why SPD patients seek treatment: Let's see... they... uh, just a second, I'm struggling... Oh yeah, THEY AREN'T SATISFIED WITH THEIR LIVES! It's that factoring simple! SPD is a disorder, no matter what you may stupidly think, shut up and except it.

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