Thursday, April 23, 2009

Thou shalt quake in fear

Another Game? How many does he have? Keeping in line with my habit of giving games the most apt title I could possibly think of in a 137 zetta years, I have called this game...

THE HARDEST GAME EVAR!!!!!!!

Anyone who beats it will be heralded as a god among humans, more zetta epic than even Joey Jordison. Anyways, WASD to move, mouse to aim, left click to shoot. For those of you confused by the "title screen", click on the green button. The red one was going to enable co-op so people with friends could see the second level (there are five) without being skilled. However, when I realised just how insane you'd have to be to think putting co-op in your game is worth the effort without designing your game so that co-op would be vastly more zetta fun in the factoring first place, I abandoned the factoring idea because, contrary to what Raam will tell you, I am indeed sane and don't care about how much you enjoy a game I made to become an experienced programmer, not for you! STFU! Your opinion means nothing to me, hectopascal!

But yes, yes, yes, you want a link...

http://rapidshare.com/files/225038997/thehardestgameeverCO_OP.exe

My high score is 145. See if you can get 146 and think you're better than me for that. I'll be impressed if you get ten on your first try. Most people don't. Casual gamers have a habbit of not getting any points.

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