Wednesday, April 1, 2009

BACK FROM THE DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!






do to a lack of intrest and complete lazieness, i have not updated in a wile. mainly its because iv been preocupied with a bunch of games some good some bad all not as good aschrono trigger (but nothing will ever be). so here is a random asourtment of games iv been been playing in my 2 month hyatus.






madworld
fire emblem dragon......some generic japanese name
pokemon platinum
grnd theft auto: china town wars (surprisingly good)
the pitt (fallout 3)
phase (ipod)
resistance retribution (meh)
grand theft auto: lost and damned (meh again)
sam and max season 1
deadly creatures
stormrise (there is no god :( )
henry hatsworth






about 60% of these are good and 10% okay. well with that out of the way im going to start my triumpant return with a song about lava lamps.............NO! i mean a review. and now



ITS REVIEW TIME.........



this week its........


stormrise



its not lazy editing, its that bad!


were oh were to begin, i like rts's like warcraft, starcraft.............and yeah, so, the rts genre has had some good years and some 2009. dont belive me? then why did halo wars recieve a 6 out of 10. now stormrise is just pathetic i came to play this waste of time and space by a download off steam. now to be fair it had an interesting idea with the "whip" feature. in which you can change units with the click of the mouse. but calling it the whip feature just makes me think of that import game i got for the ds, DOMENATRIX HERO. wierd. any way the main point and click mechanics are broken beyond repair. navigating tanks is like reverse parking in an elemetry school production of cats preforming death of a sales man. the animation is also quite glitchy like an eight year old with parkinsons disease. and the story is as bad as a lazy medifor..... or a similie.in short, there are good rts, bad rts and awful rts and this one took 8 years of drag and drop gamplay and ruined it like russle crow ruined american gangter. that one made sense.


i give it 2 forgetable fractions out of 10


and thy judgment is........ dont rent, care, bother or even review this game it is awful. it hurts so bad because i like rts games like dawn of war. thats a good one. its painful like.... like oh who the fu** cares. it sucks.


and now for something good.......


REVIEW TIME AGAIN......


this week its................. um


madworld


ITS OKAY!

i am very tired so i will go into detail later. also kudos to my pals on xbox live playing portal. underappretiated masterpieces for the win!

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