Thursday, May 14, 2009

British People's Death

Yay! I got my first ever comment! This blog is actually going somewhere! I just started it so I wouldn't lead a completely anonymous and completely useless life, but if I've already got a comment, who knows what'll happen next!

And the comment says...

"shut up bitch"

... ... ... ...

Well, that was disappointing.

Anyways, now that I've got a large enough fan base to receive one whole comment, I have the urge to rant about how factored the zetta fail that is society happens to be. So tell me: What is significant about the month of May? ...You don't know? Okay, how about the month of February? "Why, that's zetta easy, Sho! February is black history month!" Now, I could say that black history month is stupid because their's no asian history month or hispanic history month, but I'd rather focus on the other months that do exist, particularly in this now month of May.

But first, a quick question: Have you ever heard of a black person who committed suicide just cause he was black? No, because that would be stupid and silly. I highly doubt it has ever happened, and I doubt it ever will. But plenty of people have committed suicide because they have borderline personality disorder, yet none of you factoring hectopascals have a factoring clue that May is borderline personality disorder awareness month, and many of you probably have no idea what borderline personality disorder is. That's why I hate you, now shut up and go to hell.

For those of you who are still ignorant, borderline personality disorder is one of the most severe mental disorders out there, if the fact that some of the people afflicted with BPD kill themselves didn't tip you off. Unlike with being black, having BPD does not decrease your chance of getting skin cancer. What I'm trying to say is that having BPD is much more severe than being black, so down with black history month until we actually do something with this month of may that congress unanimously declared borderline personality disorder awareness month. Peanut butter was invented by a black person, yeah, yeah, yeah, I get it, blacks are equal to whites, and, since whites have a month all to themselves where they can whine about racism and self-fulfilling prophecies and irony (or just the first one), it's only fair that blacks get a month to themselves as well.

But, you see, BPD month is also more important than black history month because I was learning about black history in elementary school, but their are no required courses where you learn about borderline personality disorder at most schools. Furthermore, being black just means you look different, which is a good way to ensure that you don't make friends with idiots because only a completely brain-dead hectopascal would judge someone on the levels that racist people do. On the other hand, discriminating against someone because they have borderline personality disorder actually makes sense because it vastly alters your behavior. However, if someone had been properly educated about BPD, they would probably have moral qualms about ostracizing them for having BPD and realize that it would be better for everyone in the long run if they tried to help said BPD victim. But life doesn't work that way; things that make sense are bad. So keep on being ignorant till the end of May. Let the gods know: You are all amoral idiots.

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