more like de-evolution

I recently had the "pleasure" of being forced to watch Dragon Ball: Evolution by my brother. Now, if the thought of a live action action Dragon Ball movie doesn't deeply disturb (or you don't laugh whenever someone says dragon ball) (sorry about that one), then please continue reading. Otherwise, pretend this post doesn't exist.

First thing I didn't like: the acting. I guess I can't actually give an example without posting a clip, but it sucks. Not single actor in that movie did a good job. It wasn't painful overacting, it was just simply bad, monotonous, lacking any emotion, etc, etc, etc.

Then there was the storyline. Someone's trying to save the Earth and the chosen one must stop him. But first, find your master. Minus a plot twist that anyone who's read the comics can see coming, that's it. Apart from being cliche and overused, it's not very true to the comics. I'm sure you remember Goku, the kid no one understood because he wouldn't shut up about chi and the world ending during eclipses. And Chichi, his warrior girlfriend. And Master Roshi, who made one perverted action during the whole comic. And that and this and zetta fail.

And then there was the special effects. Crap! Action scenes were also zetta boring.

So, in short, there's NOTHING to like about Dragon Ball: Evolutions. Nihil. Zilch. It's not even bad enough to warrant lolz for those of us who like to see fail on our TVs. A blatant waste of time.