For Great Justice

So yes, some republicans decided that Barack Obama's speech on education had brainwashing in it and that they shouldn't let their kids watch it. I heard this before hearing the speech, so I was zetta befuddled by this controversy. See, if Obama walked up to that podium, said, "Try hard in school," and stepped down, the meaning of his speech would have been communicated, it just wouldn't have been as convincing.

I am reminded of John McCain's add where he compared Obama to Paris Hilton. Is that why we should've voted for Obama? Because he didn't try hard in school, just like Paris Hilton? Or I know, you just want to teach your kids that all liberals are hellspawns that should not even be given the decency of listening to a simple speech that preaches morals anyone with a responsibility function in their brain would agree with. Do your homework, kids! Satan's word. Being successful isn't easy! Did he just try to convince me that genetic talent isn't a free ride through life? Don't drop out of school! But when will my kids do what I want them to do if they don't drop out of school? Honestly, you'd think evolution would have killed off these people before fire was discovered. Or maybe not believing in evolution frees you from it being real. At least, that's what they'd argue. Idiots.