SILENT HILL HOMECOMMING REVIEW (and its not a game agame about going to prom. thats scary enough)

yes, well as we all know bioshock is ZETTA (?) cool, its just a blatent clone of system shock 2. which would totally be a rip-off if the same guy, ken lavine, did not make both of them. which brings me to my next point, can you sue yourself? i tried it and lost. were was i going with this? oh yes its REVIEW TIME!!!!!!. this week its....

and its pretty hella (thats my zetta) scary. im talking linsey loham/skellator scary, but pretty damn stupid. silent hill 3 was my favorite because you have no clue whats going on. it just throws you into the action and says "hey, you figure it out". its told real well and the charecters are so deep, a well would have a hard time figureing them out. also it scared the piss out of me. that said, silent hill 1 was cool, 2 was excellent, 3 my favorite, there is no 4 ( since the real 4 was awful and wasent even a silent hill game ) and now 5. the controlles are good, the graphics are, meh, but heres the real problem, it does not fell like a silent hill game. it feels like some sub. plot horror movie with the silent hill name slapped on. oh well its kind of well written, but somwhat disturbing, and not in a scary way. in silent hill 1-4, i mean 1-3 the scariness came from the characters one personal psyche, for instance in SH 3 the dog enamys repressented the protagonists fear of dogs, now, what i can collect, the main characters little brother has double D breasts, a split up face, a bad lung and is a banana. its like the developers just wanted to make a scary game and just happend to have the silent hill licence. a lot of people complained about the female side character in it but honestly, you had a female side kick in SH2 and you were a girl in SH3, and may i remind you of ashley williams of RE4. i f-ing hated her. but what really is on the flip side of cool is the elements they took from the movie (a.k.a the wall paper thing).

thats not good game design, thats b*******. sorry movie games piss me off. especially when they use crap from the movie in a game.so is it good? yes. i have only beat it once but i thought it was pretty good for an american horror game (not counting dead space) i just wished they had used the licence better. but its atmospheric to keep you entertained until i can get my game published called " the adventures of whiney prick and linsey loham" aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggggggggggggggggggghhh!

so i here by give it 8 huge breasted nurses with messed up faces out of 10.

and thy judgment is:.....RENT IT

so long readers, im just going to keep hiding under my bed so linsey loham will not find and eat me.